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Watching the moment the picker walks into a room to find it rammed to the gills with doppelgangers is undoubtedly the reason why Game of Clones was ever made. It was the best and strangest speed dating night ever!
This is exactly how it starts: That perfectly describes the business we're in, Dating clowns let us help you out by finding you that ideal clown date.
Give her bigger boobs. This is how we promoted ourselves: Over the two years we were in the mirthful match-making business, we succeeded in coupling up loads of clowns and circus performers looking for love, and it made us very proud and happy.
Please enjoy the silly snippets of clown dating history on this page, which includes photos from our magnificent clown speed-dating event. Because then the production team goes out and finds a flesh-and-blood person who exactly fits your blueprint.
You enter a room to find eight identical, and identically dressed, people, all of whom fulfil your physical requirements to the letter, and all of whom want to be yours.
The original and official website, www. The Clown Dating Agency is sadly no longer active.
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Surely, given how much effort was put into the creation of the design, this guarantees love at first sight, right? Your one true soulmate. It is relentlessly discombobulating; a piece of fractured Busby Berkeley choreography that holds the whole show together.
And here are a couple of affectionate pieces on The Clown Dating Agency by the press: Women are always asking for a man with a sense of humour, and men for a woman who doesn't take herself too seriously. Guests were encouraged to take part in speed-dating activities whilst in full costume.
Share via Email Relentlessly discombobulating … Game of Clones. On and on it goes, until they finally reach perfection. Imagine you could log on to a computer and design them from top to bottom.
The Clown Dating Agency hopes to get performers together, providing fun, friendship - and possibly even love - for those who share a passion for juggling, plate-spinning, trapeze and custard pies.
This is Game of Clones: Don't be a sad clown staying in playing with your trombone.
You can choose their gender, their race, their height, their weight, their eye colour and every single proportion you can possibly think of. After this there was Dating clowns custard pie flinging competition, dancing, and live entertainment provided by the Bassline Circus cast.
Because the production team has managed to find seven other people who also fit the bill.